For general non AstroFlux related chitchat
#71618 by declan_winter Tue May 30, 2017 4:00 pm
Splat2012 wrote: I wish that I could control lag.

Wish granted, but shortly after, the lag gets fixed.

I wish for a meta-meta-wish. A wish so meta bad luck on an ordinary scale can't affect it.

Show respect even to people who don't deserve it, not as a reflection of their character, but a reflection of yours :)
#71633 by 3ace Wed May 31, 2017 1:24 pm
Wish granted, but the bad luck in AF isn't ordinary, so your wish doesn't work.

I wish for an extra hour in the day.
#74056 by Syst185X Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:21 pm
3ace wrote:Wish granted, but the bad luck in AF isn't ordinary, so your wish doesn't work.

I wish for an extra hour in the day.


Wish Granted, but now you have to do an extra hour of work/school, and extra hours of waiting, the earth eventually, due to rotating at a slower rate, causes more burn throughout the world, more hours of night, etc.

I wish this game was updated again

Rawr

AMAZING

The empire may have fell, but one day...it'll come back stronger then ever.

5/27/2017
#74092 by Shieldity Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:51 am
wIsH gRaNtEd bUt OnLy tHe yOutUbE fEaTuRe GeTs AdDeD.

I wish to have a painful death in the next hour

The player above this signature first played in september 2014 and joined the following clans : NINJAS, United Nations, NINJAS III, NINJAS, Defiance (Kicked unfairly), and is now in Blue Hawks Elite!

Ask for help in game if you need !
#74093 by bolbi Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:34 am
Wish granted. A level 60 noob just killed you, but from now on you will be killed by a noob every day for the rest of your Astroflux Career.

I wish for a way to make my Crystal even more tanky.

" 'Whatever you want people to do for you, do the same for them.'
(International Standard Version, Luke 6.31)"
#74110 by Syst185X Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:08 pm
bolbi wrote:Wish granted. A level 60 noob just killed you, but from now on you will be killed by a noob every day for the rest of your Astroflux Career.

I wish for a way to make my Crystal even more tanky.


Wish granted. But now it's so tanky that it takes up the entire screen and breaks the game.

I wish for the space fish song to be known world wide. By 11 year olds and 512 year olds alike

Rawr

AMAZING

The empire may have fell, but one day...it'll come back stronger then ever.

5/27/2017
#74145 by Splat2012 Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:33 am
Wish granted, but it is known world wide as an illegal song.

I wish for a friend ;(

Balance won't happen. Forget trying to balance the game, BE BROKEN! Also, when the mods don't look into trolling, which certain player is guilty of, the moderation system is just poor.
#74148 by Bellatrix Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:17 am
Splat2012 wrote:Wish granted, but it is known world wide as an illegal song.

I wish for a friend ;(


Wish granted but now you have no time to play this game.

I wish there would be snow outside...

Bellatrix, the shinning star of Astroflux
#74165 by Shieldity Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:28 am
Bellatrix wrote:
Wish granted but now you have no time to play this game.

I wish there would be snow outside...


Wish granted but it is not reallt snow... It is icebergs!

I wish not to die from a noob each day anymore

(Off topic : Congrats bolbi !)

The player above this signature first played in september 2014 and joined the following clans : NINJAS, United Nations, NINJAS III, NINJAS, Defiance (Kicked unfairly), and is now in Blue Hawks Elite!

Ask for help in game if you need !
#74173 by bolbi Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:48 pm
GuestNINJAS wrote:Wish granted but it is not reallt snow... It is icebergs!

I wish not to die from a noob each day anymore

(Off topic : Congrats bolbi !)

Wish granted, but now your ability to damage players is taken away.

I wish for more time to farm.

offtopic on
Thanks :)
offtopic off

" 'Whatever you want people to do for you, do the same for them.'
(International Standard Version, Luke 6.31)"
#74203 by Syst185X Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:27 pm
bolbi wrote:
GuestNINJAS wrote:
Bellatrix wrote:
Wish granted but now you have no time to play this game.

I wish there would be snow outside...


Wish granted but it is not reallt snow... It is icebergs!

I wish not to die from a noob each day anymore

(Off topic : Congrats bolbi !)

Wish granted, but now your ability to damage players is taken away.

I wish for more time to farm.

offtopic on
Thanks :)
offtopic off


Wish granted. You now farm tirelessly, day after day on a cotton mill. You eventually die of exhaustion.

I wish for the Nexar Blade (Ship)

Rawr

AMAZING

The empire may have fell, but one day...it'll come back stronger then ever.

5/27/2017
#74215 by Shieldity Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:15 am
Wish granted. But the pod luck eventually messes up and gives you an astro falcon instead, which makes you rage and you eventually jump out of the window.


I wish for " "
Last edited by bolbi on Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:23 am, edited 1 time in total. Reason: replaced choice words

The player above this signature first played in september 2014 and joined the following clans : NINJAS, United Nations, NINJAS III, NINJAS, Defiance (Kicked unfairly), and is now in Blue Hawks Elite!

Ask for help in game if you need !
#74219 by WishingStar Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:54 am
Wish granted, but a moderator permabans you as a result.

I wish Johncracker and Ithekas would start playing again.
#74221 by bolbi Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:54 am
Wish granted! But now you quit the game so you never see them.

I wish for the ability to type faster than a snail.

" 'Whatever you want people to do for you, do the same for them.'
(International Standard Version, Luke 6.31)"
#74229 by Bellatrix Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:51 am
bolbi wrote:Wish granted! But now you quit the game so you never see them.

I wish for the ability to type faster than a snail.


Wish granted but now you cant type because there are snails on your keyboard...

I wish for the golden heart to have a pure kinetic bonus of 200% wtih 100% rof bonus.

Bellatrix, the shinning star of Astroflux

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