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Wish granted but now you cant type because there are snails on your keyboard...

I wish for the golden heart to have a pure kinetic bonus of 200% wtih 100% rof bonus.

Wish granted, but now Golden Heart has it's cooldown bonus inverted from a bonus to a malus, and half the health/shield of a Crystal.

I wish for a new Computer that isn't described by the words, slow, potato, or toaster.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's so fragile that when you try to move it, it breaks.

I wish for Jaws to be buffed so much that it becomes stronger than KPB.

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's so fragile that when you try to move it, it breaks.

I wish for Jaws to be buffed so much that it becomes stronger than KPB.

Wish granted. But they are buffed too much, and to fix them, instead of nerfing Jaws, the Devs decide to delete the weapon.

I wish for a Computer that works better than the one WishingStar granted me.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's so fragile that when you try to move it, it breaks.

I wish for Jaws to be buffed so much that it becomes stronger than KPB.

Wish granted. But they are buffed too much, and to fix them, instead of nerfing Jaws, the Devs decide to delete the weapon.

I wish for a Computer that works better than the one WishingStar granted me.

Wish granted, but your new computer is so advanced it becomes sentient and takes over the world and publicly executes you, then your family, then your friends, then kills all the human race in a giant firewall.

I wish for death

Wish granted. Everyone in the universe dies, except for you.

I wish Syst185 would play more often.

Wish DENIED.

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Wish granted! But eventually a radioactive cloud comes to his house and transforms him into a sheep.

I wish to retrieve my Dark Orbit account.

Wish granted. But it turns out he's been hacked and all arts deleted

I wish to fly

Wish granted, but a SAM will shoot you out of the sky.




I wish the spy-1 was removed from the game

Wish granted, but the player gets deleted, not the ship. When he finds out, he tells everyone, causing everyone to think that the devs are corrupt. The mods and most of the players leave the game as a result. Without moderators, the game is swarmed by trolls, hackers, and bots, causing the few people who were still playing to leave.

I wish the devs would start working on Astroflux again.

Wish granted, but the player gets deleted, not the ship. When he finds out, he tells everyone, causing everyone to think that the devs are corrupt. The mods and most of the players leave the game as a result. Without moderators, the game is swarmed by trolls, hackers, and bots, causing the few people who were still playing to leave.

I wish the devs would start working on Astroflux again.

Wish granted, but it's revealed that they added that dead nexar king emperor thingamajig from one suggestion thing and it breaks the game.

(Also, Guest, why you gotta deny that wish? You're supposed to corrupt it, not deny it ;-;)
I wish I had something exciting going on in life.

Wish granted you learn how eating planes feels (exciting enough?)
And the ending use your imaginaiton

I wish that every piece of grass turned to a tree
fool proof

Wish granted, but since trees are bigger than grass, two atoms end up in the same place and the universe crashes.

I wish for the balance update to come into effect immediately.

Wish granted, but since trees are bigger than grass, two atoms end up in the same place and the universe crashes.

I wish for the balance update to come into effect immediately.

Wish granted, the developers add the balance update into the game, which is a new ship called "Balance", which is a scale that flies through space. It's weapon is called "scaling" which shoots flying discs at your enemies. (You didn't specifically say the real balance update, otherwise I would've found a way to "fix" that as well.)

I wish Syst185X would make a wish.

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I wish Syst185X would make a wish.

wish granted, but his keyboard broke so he can't type it.

I wish for Astro Lances to be removed from the game.